The Emperor lives!!!

The Emperor lives!!!

You can’t fool me. The Emperor is real and he is alive and planning to fuck us all up! And here is proof:


The likeness is uncanny. And when you think about it. The Emperor was a man of power, had his own guard (Imperial Guards), was very influential and had a gazillion of followers. Ratzinger has his own guards (Swiss Guard), is the leader of only the second biggest religion in the world. Oh, and he also happens to wear a dress. He is the substitute of God (so he says) and as we all know God does lightening. So does the Emperor. I won’t be surprised to see one day a huge Arc of the Covenenant of Gruesome Laserbeamy Death floating up in the sky.


Luke, where are you?

About the Author

Long haired, tattooed and with an attraction to everything not so ordinary. Loves the world, not so all of its inhabitants. Open minded, floaty, down to earth and a bit of everything else... Likes to spend time reading, traveling, sports, boozing, gaming, watching movies and more. Yep, that sums it up quite right!